So true

So true

Tags: patience

I love my friends…

Tags: birthdays

All conversations end with this:

(Talking about cultural stereotypes)

Dad: “Is this Nicki Minaj?”

Me: “No. That’s Iggy Azalea.”

Jenna: “I have issues with her” (and she proceeded to explain “cultural appropriation.)

Jenna: “It would be like dressing like an Indian…”

Me: “Native American. Columbus thought he was in India…”

Dad: “Oh! I was watching a documentary the other day…”

…you know how when you do neck rolls and you have to tuck in your double chin…

How-delightfully-utter is absolutely hysterical and it’s not even funny. I’m sure you’ve all been there for one of these episodes…

how-delightfully-utter:

i should know better than trying to write after my mother gets home

Hey, I was asking about dinner… And how your day was… So… Sorry to bother you with important things like “It’s happy hour. Would you like a Margarita?”

how-delightfully-utter:

how-delightfully-utter:

okay, GOALS FOR TOMORROW:

  • title short story
  • send out short story
  • figure the fuck out what’s happening in new short story
  • wRITE THAT SHIT
  • internship stuff (because you know they popped up out of the blue with another task for me like richard out of the closet in the IT crowd)

good NIGHT

ACCOMPLISHED: 3.5/5 possible

I believe that qualifies for a silver medal in the summer Olympics😊

My family gave me these gifts today, but the best present of all was getting to spend the day together at the beach! Thank you for making my birthday special and relaxing! Love you❤️😊😘

toaster-strudel-changes-lives:

My outfit was A+ today but the real star this week is my new vacuum✌️✌️✌️#BLESSED

You know you have truly reached adulthood when you proudly post a selfie with your very own new vacuum!

toaster-strudel-changes-lives:

My outfit was A+ today but the real star this week is my new vacuum✌️✌️✌️#BLESSED

You know you have truly reached adulthood when you proudly post a selfie with your very own new vacuum!