DOG. CHELSEA. OMFG. NOT A CORGI THO :( <3
HATERS TO DA LEFT JIMMY MANGO :*
This one falls under the category “you can’t make this stuff up!”
I got a call at 9:30 this morning at work from Ninja’s senior building manager letting me know that she was taken to the ER around 3:30 am because she had fallen. I was only planning to work a half day today so I finished up a few things and set out for the hospital.
I arrived at the ER around 11:30 and explained that she was brought in around 3:30 am. They typed in her very long name and said they had no record of her. They then checked by date of birth and found nothing. They said maybe she went to a different hospital.
Sooooo… I walked out to my car and decided to call Ninja’s apartment. And guess what?!? She answered the phone!
And she said: “I must have been sleeping too close to the edge of the bed, rolled over, and fell out! I called downstairs for help to get up and back into bed. The security guard suggested that I go to the ER to get checked out just in case (they know her history😵.) So I went and they didn’t find anything wrong and they sent me home. I don’t remember anything”
I didn’t ask how she got home, and I am wondering if this even happened. Maybe he called 911 and the paramedics checked her out at home and then left? Maybe she took a cab? Maybe it was all a bad dream like in the Wizard of Oz? I might never know.
But when I got there, she was sitting at her table with her leg up on another chair revealing a red spot on her knee peeking out from her pajama pants, eating cinnamon raisin toast with cream cheese and drinking coffee. She looked a little sheepish, not quite embarrassed but just shy of humiliated.
I suggested we might need to buy toddler bed rails for her 😳.
Jenna and Dad sit on opposite sides of me and repeat this throughout the show. 😱