…their target market is clearly people old enough to have forgotten that they saw all of these movies when they were first released in the theatre 20+ years ago…
Traveling home. Need Coffee. Stop at McDonalds on the highway and ask for a large iced coffee with milk and Splenda.
Not enough milk. They never put enough milk. I walked over to the counter where they have soda, straws, etc. and see that they have a dispenser for milk and cream. Intended for hot coffee cups.
Large iced coffee cup is at least 4 inches too tall. Now what.
I spy the little plastic ketchup cups!
Filled two of those (splashed milk everywhere-milk shoots out of this thing like it was coming directly out of the cow) and my problem was solved.
Clean up in the dairy aisle! (Actually, I cleaned the whole counter, including other people’s messes. I’m not one of those people!)