a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

They’re all pretty accurate!

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And you had to look it up? 😵 Because it was so unbelievable? Or because you thought for sure that I had finally lost the few remaining marbles I had? Either way, it was quite a surprise😳

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Free Movie Marathon on FiOs

…their target market is clearly people old enough to have forgotten that they saw all of these movies when they were first released in the theatre 20+ years ago…



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If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

Obvi a dog!

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kind of an interesting dilemma regarding this BFA project~~~

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Always go with your gut!


you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

No! It’s “upper chicken”

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I have stooped to a new low for coffee…

Traveling home. Need Coffee. Stop at McDonalds on the highway and ask for a large iced coffee with milk and Splenda.

Not enough milk. They never put enough milk. I walked over to the counter where they have soda, straws, etc. and see that they have a dispenser for milk and cream. Intended for hot coffee cups.

Large iced coffee cup is at least 4 inches too tall. Now what.

I spy the little plastic ketchup cups!

Filled two of those (splashed milk everywhere-milk shoots out of this thing like it was coming directly out of the cow) and my problem was solved.

Clean up in the dairy aisle! (Actually, I cleaned the whole counter, including other people’s messes. I’m not one of those people!)

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Welcome to Music Ruts Can Kiss Our Butts!

The intent of my youtube channel is to talk about hella kewl music and put an end to music ruts that folks may find themselves in.

There will be no negative reviews or like…grading artists. This show is all about spreading kewl music, talking about how the music can fit in daily life and getting the word out about hardworking artists.

So like click play, learn about some great tunes and subscribe/follow if you dig it

Used the internet 4 something productive this weekend.

If u wanna watch me talk about music and act weird in my room for 9 minutes, u should watch.

Also shoutout to how-delightfully-utter b/c we talked about vloggin’ earlier in the summer and then I finally gave it a shot.

Well, Jenna and I just watches this together and thought it was awesome!


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